Piano may be the key to mystery man from the sea – World – theage.com.au

Yes, that’s right folks – I’m conducting a poll. Post your comments in comments (duh).

If this man, found wandering, distressed, without a passport and unable (or unwilling) to speak was found in Australia, and was an Australian citizen – where do you think he would be deported to?

If you aren’t too good at geography, I offer the following canned responses:
a) Asia, somewhere small, possibly with a bunch of islands. He could be one of them
b) Middle east. It’s safe there now, we killed the evil doers.
c) Europe somewhere, those leftist weirdos.
d) a british boyband.