<sarcasm>Because I had nothing else on this month.</sarcasm> I’m currently reviewing linux.conf.au papers. This is fun, brutal and hard.

For those of you who submitted: never be disheartened by not having it accepted: there are so many good papers for linux.conf.au we could probably hold two conferences and they’d both be excellent.

We do, however, only have one conference – so good papers get left out.

P.S. since I just bought a house the only forms of bribes currently being accepted are large contributions towards my mortgage.

P.P.S. smaller contributions probably accepted too.

P.P.P.S. I’m not the only reviewer you need to bribe… but if you’ve got a spare few hundred thousand dollars, you probably have enough to bribe enough.